Best Hotels To Take a Fling in Tampa

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If you live in Tampa, Florida or plan on visiting and you’re looking to have a fling, you must know how important it is to find the right hotel. These local hot women don’t want to meet at a fleabag motel. There are tons of hotels all over the Tampa area, but a choice few of them are perfect to take a random quick fling. Some are perfect because of their special services, some because of location, and others for their value. Here is a list of some of the best hotels to take a fling in Tampa.

Best Hotels In Tampa FL

Best Tampa Hotels To Have A Quick Fling

Look, if you want to impress a woman, then you need to take her to a hotel that’s going to put her in the mood to bang. Here’s a rundown of some of the best hotels in Tampa, FL that I personally take local girls to hook up with.

Clarion Inn – This modern and inexpensive hotel near the Hard Rock Casino has an outdoor pool and bar and offers free continental breakfast the next morning.

The Luv Motel – This is the only licensed XXX motel in Tampa. It’s conveniently located next to the premiere lifestyle night club Eyz Wide Shut where adult events are held and calls itself a couples playground. Not that I’m suggesting this, but I know some friends that have taken Tampa Bay escorts to this hotel for some fun (I guess).

The Barrymore Hotel, Tampa Riverwalk – This is a beautiful hotel that is all about location. It’s near Curtis Hixon Waterfront Park where there is plenty of scenery and romantic views to put anyone in the mood.

Tampa Marriott Waterside Hotel and Marina – This is one of the most impressive hotels in the area packed with accommodations, amenities, and gorgeous views. There are restaurants on-site, a rejuvenating spa, and a rooftop pool. A hotel that is ripe for romance.

The Westshore Grand – This is more of an upscale hotel within walking distance of the Westshore Plaza shops. Pro tip, I love flirting with ladies in the hotel bar here. The rooms are very spacious and well decorated. It’s a little on the expensive side, but still reasonable. It looks far more expensive than it is.

Bay Harbor Hotel – This 6-story hotel has wonderful views of both the city skyline and Tampa Bay. The rooms are large but affordable and it has amazing on-site restaurants including Bayfront dining at Hogan’s Beach. Located two miles from the Tampa Bay International Airport.

Sailport Waterfront Suites – This ideal waterfront hotel has a heated pool, gazebo, and private beach. One and two bedroom suites have a private balcony overlooking Old Tampa Bay. It’s located on the stunning Rocky Point Island about four miles from the airport.

Renaissance Tampa International Plaza Hotel – This state-of-the-art hotel is connected to International Plaza and Bay Street. Flat screen TVs with access to Netflix and Hulu and a serene outdoor swimming pool. It also has a trendy lobby bar to get drinks and an onsite Italian restaurant.

Le Meridien Tampa – This breathtaking luxury hotel was once a federal courthouse located in downtown Tampa. It’s a century old with guest rooms and suites available with a French Bistro and Longitude Bar. The outdoor pool and amazingly decorated rooms are guaranteed to wow her into bed.

SpringHill Suites Tampa – Located near Westshore Plaza and Busch Gardens; this hotel provides large rooms with separate living rooms and kitchenettes and an outdoor pool. A free breakfast buffet is included the morning after a long night of lovemaking.

I’ve personally been to every single hotel that I’m recommending to you here.  Make no mistake about it, the hotel is super important and if you’re looking to bang mature women in Tampa.

Reasons Why I Hate Tampa Bay Escorts (ALOT)

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Whether they admit it or not, many guys turn to escorts for companionship and quick sex. I did it during a trip to Omaha myself. If you find the right service, they tend to be higher quality than your common street walker. There is an especially high number of escorts in the Tampa Bay area. They can be found in the Tampa section of Backpage under the “Female Escorts” section of the site. You can also find them in the Tampa Craigslist personals under “Casual Encounters,” or on any number of escort hookup sites. They might be easy to find, but this area doesn’t offer much in terms of quality really. There are many of the same setbacks to paying for an escort in any city, but it seems that most Tampa Bay escorts are not worth what you pay. I’ll break it down for you right now…

Why I Hate Tampa Bay Escorts

Why I Hate Tampa Bay Escorts So Much (Lots of Problems)

One of the main problems with Tampa Bay escorts is the lack of interest and fun. The girls are only spending time with you and having sex with you because you are paying for it. Trust me when I say this. It shows that they’re just not into you at all. They don’t seem to even attempt to show real interest or pleasure from being with you. They fake their pleasure so you’re never sure how good you are performing. This can have long-term negative effects on your personal health. Being with an escort shows you nothing about interacting with a girl or become better at performing in the bedroom.

An obvious problem with escorts is the high cost. It costs a lot of money if you want a hot girl. If she’s hot, once just won’t be enough. You will be tempted to go back to her again even though you are getting no emotional gratification. The only gratification you get is physical from having sex with a hot girl. This is nice at first, but it will only hurt you overall. It hurts your self-esteem knowing that you had to pay for it. When you pay for sex, you tend to forget that you might actually be desirable enough to have sex with higher caliber women outside of paying for it. I can tell you right now, they won’t be going on an actual “real date” with you.

Another problem with getting an escort is finding a decent service. They are rare in Tampa Bay because the market is so flooded with bad ones. It’s always hard to find an escort service you can trust no matter where you look, but it’s damn near impossible here. If you choose the wrong one, any number of problems could arise.

You run the risk of sexually transmitted diseases if the girls aren’t tested properly. You risk getting caught breaking the law and being arrested for solicitation. All your family and friends will find out that you’ve been paying for sex which could cause lasting complications in your life. On top of all these risks, there are some escort services that could be potentially dangerous. Some criminals have been known to use an escort service as a front for a scam where they take all your money and you can’t report it to the authorities without admitting that you are breaking the law.

So, what’s the next step if this doesn’t work? Well, to be blunt, you need to read my xdating review as well as reviews from other people. I can guarantee that you’ll find someone to have a fling with and you will not have to pay for sex while doing so.